What if I never get married? What if I never have kids? Would I feel unfulfilled, without purpose to my life. How would I hold up during an existential crisis? Will I still be able to score some easy college pussy because I’m in a band?
I’ll never go to New York City, because I’m sure I don’t have the cheekbones for it.
The coffee shop I’ve been updating this blog in just asked me to buy something or leave.
The only problem with my bike is there’s no cup holder for my beer.
The Pitchfork Top 100 Singles of 2011
Didn’t see any of my songs on there. Perhaps they should have a second listen.
The beach is a cool place to run. Especially from the cops, because their heavy boots get caught in the sand.
AYE AYE AYE AYE.
Starting a new Jai Alai league in Echo Park. Anyone want to join?
Buy “The Rockafire Implosion EP” Today
I made this EP in my mom’s house. She’s really sweet for letting me live there rent-free. I hope you buy a copy of the record, as that will help me get a loft downtown.
You can purchase a copy here:
http://maxblack.bandcamp.com/album/the-rockafire-implosion-ep
These dogs look like they’re on Molly.
